Thursday, 30 April 2009
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New Flu threatens American Skys
The United States Center for Disease Control today announced a new flu that combines swine flu with bird flu. The new illness is called the flying swine flu. Fortunately it does not cause any symptoms of illness, but it does cause pigs to fly. Medical authorities express astonishment and offer no explanation.
Flying pigs pose a greater menace to air safety that bird strikes do.
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CB,I would surmise the pigs fly with the aid of wind energy and
solar powered tail lights.JW